Luigi's Melancholy by samiclayvivianmel, literature
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Luigi's Melancholy
"I sit alone in my melancholy mansion, pondering a winter's dreary, nodding, nearly napping, when at my chamber door there comes a rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
I wear this hat of green, hear many names called out for from across the happy kingdom, while I, in my gloomy forest residence, reside in a dark, cold room of my own despair.
I sometimes visit the freezer room, down in the cellar, to attribute a physical feeling to the deep empty loneliness I feel during every waking second.
The fury at my own trapping in t
Yes, I Have a Penis by Superiorflowerpower, literature
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Yes, I Have a Penis
Yes, I Have A Penis
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
you're paying.
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
Love is only neurobiological by BlindxMinds, literature
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Love is only neurobiological
You're accusing me of breaking your heart,
But honey, don't you realize
That something only consisting of muscles
Can't exactly be broken
Your heart is nothing but a
Hollow organ providing your body
With blood
Through pulsative contractions
You're talking about love
But sweetheart, don't you know
That love is nothing but a chemical reaction
Elicited by your brain
A collection of messengers send out
By the same area that controls
Your drive
And now manages your emotions with dopamine
You're complaining about your shattered dreams
Well darling, let me enlighten you
Those dreams of yours are nothing but
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